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Posted in Articles | On February 10th, 2008 | By Kazzy
Spending Valentine’s Day alone is a lonely thought. It’s the one day of the year where love is celebrated everywhere, people are entwined with their loved ones or perhaps chasing the one they are head over heels with.
If the above applies to you, surely you can take this time to think of one poor soul who will be alone on Valentine’s Day. Your loving copy of FM will probably take a backseat to your significant other, breaking its shiny little circular heart. Who will lead your Blue Square South side to the play-offs? Your assistant will be there but, for FM, there is nobody quite like you. FM has your heart for the majority of the year but you cruelly discard it on those “special occasions” of the year, like birthdays, Christmas Day, anniversaries and the like.
Tell me this, dear reader, when was the last time you treated your FM to an anniversary or birthday treat? Did you even think to get FM a little gift for Christmas? No. Not once. All the joy, love and affection you get from FM and you discard it like some sort of… game or something. I bet you wouldn’t forget to buy your significant other a Christmas present but it’s alright, FM forgives and forgets. It’s just happy to see your smiling face every time you put FM in your CD drive and open this love-giving application. It goes through all the agonies and ecstasies with you. Was it your wife who consoled you when you fought bravely against relegation but went down on the last day? It wasn’t your girlfriend who gleefully celebrated with you when you conquered Europe with Albacete, was it?
So when you are in the throes of passion with your significant other on February 14th, just think of your lonely FM… resigned to its case on a dusty shelf, forgotten…
One Response
Rob | February 13th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
To be fair, if you only left it on its own for valentines day, it’s unlikely the shelf would be dusty and I don’t think anyone would feel half as bad knowing the shelf was clean.
After all, leaving it on a dusty shelf is just plain cruel, but if he’s on a nice clean shelf, then that’s an alright life isn’t it? FM doesn’t really have any right to complain about that.
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